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my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
Does anyone else remember these little shorts about the man and woman that symbolized hands on Nick Jr? The watercolor one was always my favorite and then the planting one.
Also, I found a full video of them on Youtube (x)
YES I love always being randomly reminded of this
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO REMEMBERED THIS I ALMOST STARTED THINKING I IMAGINED THEM!
The one I remember most vividly is the one about the bean sprouts in the egg carton.
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
Fuck yo shit bitch!
So I work at Panda Express… and one day I dressed up in our panda suit… these commercials were all I could think about.
the drive home today was really great
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
HOW MANY PLANETS ARE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM???
Aristotle’s Modes of Persuasion (inspired by the hundreds of other ones floating around this site)
[[Bonus Hans that isn’t related it any way to the modes of persuasion at all but needed to be done regardless]]:
Zachary went live on Reddit and I’m going to die laughing
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake